Un-Diplomatic

Un-Diplomatic

Organic Intellectuals and Toilet-Paper Fire

“All you had to do was pay us enough to fucking live."

Un-Diplomatic
Apr 12, 2026
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I never thought I would write about toilet paper but here I am.

A 29-year old worker in an Ontario, California toilet-paper warehouse had his kettle of desperation finally boil over into a massive arson. A video posted online shows the accused arsonist holding up a lighter while the toilet-paper blaze spread, commenting:

You may not pay us enough to fucki…

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